101 Ways To Tell Your Wife, "I Love You"

 

SAVE YOUR MARRIAGE...STARTING TODAY!

1. LEAVE A WRAPPED PRESENT FOR HER TO FIND And I'm not talking about a cheap one (Unless that's what she likes). Buy a pretty-costly gift. Leave it in her car inside the glove compartment.
2. TELL HER SHE'S SEXY EVEN BEFORE SHE DRESSES HERSELF TO GO OUT She wants your passion to be expressed to her in any given situation. If she has to put on lingerie and hold the pink teddy to get you in the mood, then she may think you don't appreciate her unless things are always how you want them.
3. WRITE HER A LOVE POEM BEFORE YOU GO TO WORK This is an effective way to let her know that she's always on your mind when you're away. And she's the best person to be on your mind.
4. TAKE HER BY THE HAND AND TAKE HER TO A ROMANTIC DINE I can't emphasize this important tip, how romantic it is. You didn't ask her, but you decided to surprise her. Women love wonderful surprises such as this. You take her by the hand like you're her "Prince Charming" and off to the King's restaurant you go.
5. SEND HER A FEDEX CERTIFICATION PACKAGE When she signs for it, open it up, and look inside, there will be a necklace and a love note with your signature.
6. GO TO OFFICE MAX Have the clerk print you out a professionally printed invitation you personally wrote to your wife. It will say: "To THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, MY QUEEN, please join me at a picnic at ............." When you 2 lovers are there, the occasion might be so special that you would have to go home to make love, because the conversation you both had turned her on sexually.
7. REVERSED ROLE PLAY You be her, and she'll be you. Do the things that she does that make you feel good, and she'll do likewise. Say the things to her that she always say to you and vise-verso. ONLY THE SWEET THINGS.
8. GO FOR A WALK TOGETHER ON THE BEACH Money isn't everything. This will show that you enjoy being with her, and that you will be by her side regardless.
9. TAKE HER TO MEET HER FAVORITE CELEBRITY This isn't promised, but it would be a good effort. How much more romantic can it get for you to go through the trouble of making contacts just so that she can meet her favorite celebrity.
10. TAKE HER TO THE MUSIC STORE You can take her to any store for that matter just to find her the style of music she likes to listen to. This little bitty thing proves that you do care about her interests and not just yours.
11. WASH HER CAR ON THE INSIDE AND OUTSIDE And after you're done, say to her "FREE OF CHARGE."
12. PLAY WITH HER FEET Women love this.
13. TAKE HER TO THE AMUSEMENT PARK The rides are congested, and it's a great way to feel adrenaline while holding your wife, especially on a roller coaster.
14. TELL HER HOW GOOD IT FEELS When she rubs you, or touches you. She wants to know that you appreciate her and enjoy being with her alone.
15. GIVE HER A PIGGY BACK RIDE This is perfect for on the beach, or in a park.
16. TAKE HER TO SIX FLAGS
17. GIVE HER A "SHOUT-OUT" ON THE RADIO This isn't just for the teenagers, this is also for couples who want to say "I love you." Jockeys do this.
18. GET HER RIMS CLEANED You're tired of seeing your wife drive a car with filthy rims. If you really care about her having nice stuff, take her car to the shop to have her rims done. This saids a whole lot about you as a caring provider. It's not that you helped her buy the car, but that you wanted her to be happy with it too.
19. PUT AN AD IN THE PAPER The ad will say, "To my wife, who is also a great mother to my children, we love you honey."
20. GROW HER SOME MUM FLOWERS Grow red ones and white ones.
21. DON'T FIGHT OVER T.V. SHOWS Watch her favorite shows with her. You'll get to watch football some other day.
22. THROW HER A PARTY Invite friends over. Have a good time, and if she asks you the occasion, just tell her you enjoy doing things with her, and that you can have a good time with her like you can with your friends. This will make her feel very special.
23. PLAY PARCHEESE Women like table games.
24. KISS HER IN THE MORNING Most couples do it at night, but it pays to do it early.
25. WATER GUN FIGHTS This is a lot of fun when a couple have water gun fights. This is good for foreplay as well. Nothing like a little "come catch me" before sex.
26. BE OPEN-MINDED The best discussions are the ones in which each person understands the other's view points and how they feel.
27. GIVE HER A SENSUAL BROTHEL MASSAGE Taken out of context, this means that you will run her very warm water, pour sweet fragrance oils in the water, and bath powders. Her skin will be so soft that you'll be able to easily massage her shoulders and neck while she's in the tub.
28. BUY HER A CALENDER Tell her you bought it so she can mark the days and times when she wants to do something special with you.
29. GO ON A BOAT RIDE TOGETHER This is valuable time spent wisely.
30. PAY TO GET HER NAILS DONE Make sure you stay with her until she's done, and pay the manicurist. Also, be sure to compliment her nails.
31. MAKE A TOAST TO MORE CHILDREN OK. Just kidding, but a toast is good occasionally. Make a toast with a glass of orange juice.
32. PLAY A GAME OF PARCHEESE This is for laughs, but it works.
33. RE-ENACT HER FANTASY Be modest here, as women tend to fantasize greatly. It doesn't hurt to fantasize every now and then. You do it all the time in your own mind.
34. LET HER TIE YOU UP This is more in the category of fetishes. If this isn't her fetish, find out what is. And I'll leave it at that.
35. TAKE HER TO A HORROR PICTURE SHOW Women like to be cuddled and close to their husband while watching a scary movie.
36. PICK A FOUR-LEAF CLOVER If you find one while you're sitting on your backyard patio with your wife, pick it up and make a wish to your successful marriage.
37. GO TO THE MUSIC STUDIO FOR A RECORDING This may seem a bit over the edge, but this shows that you are not a boring husband who isn't interested in doing anything but waiting for her to fix you dinner and do house work. Show her that you believe in her potential. Do something with her you don't normally do, like shoot hoops (basketball).
38. DANCE FOR HER This is also very good to spark things up. Move your hips around, and she might join you. Play the stripper. This might actually make her laugh too.
39. BRUSH YOUR TEETH One of the worst things a husband can do is to kiss his wife with stinky breath. Listerine helps.
40. OFFER TO GO SHOPPING WITH HER Women love this.
41. MENTION HER GOOD HABITS I'm sure you married her for something other than what you wanted. Compliment her for being a great mother to your kids. Compliment her for being so neat that you come home only to see that she is also a great housekeeper. If she has a talent, compliment it.
42. BE GRACIOUS TOWARDS HER What I mean is this, couples tend to always discuss each other's faults and what have you, but make an effort to discuss your faults first, and the time will come when faults from both parties will be discussed. But this time, you want to show that you are just as forgiving and loving as you are critical.
43. TAKE A SELF DEFENSE CLASS WITH HER This may sound odd, but the moral of the story is that being involved in a curriculum activity with your wife in a learning environment creates a stronger bond.
44. PLAY TRUTH OR DARE Ask her only the sweet questions like: "Truth or dare, I truly want to be with you for the rest of my life." And she will say, "truth." And when you dare her, say something like, "I dare you to join me for a romantic candle light dinner." She will happily accept that challenge.
45. MAKE A NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION When the new year comes around, make it your resolution to be the best father and husband you can be. It's good that you're already doing it, but sometimes people need to hear it from your mouth.
46. PLAY AN ADULT GAME This you can do when the kids are away. There's nothing wrong with a married couple playing hide-go-seek. When you find her, embrace her with passion and love.
47. GIVE HER A HICKEY She might not mind this if it's not on her neck.
48. SACRIFICE YOUR FREE TIME I know men have to get out of the house, but set aside some of the time you spend with buddies to be with your wife.
49. REENACT AN EXCERT FROM A LOVE MOVIE You can do this before going to bed.
50. TELL HER HOW MUCH SHE MEANS TO YOU Every woman needs this.
51. GIVE HER FRIENDLY TEASES Notice that I said "FRIENDLY!" This shouldn't be too hard for you since you were such a smooth talker that you got her to go out on a date with you before you 2 were together. Show your wife that you haven't lost touch, and that you can still be a smooth talker today. Tell her how nice her legs are when they're across your lap. Tell her that she must have been an athlete because of her nicely shaped breasts. Be a pimp.
52. TELL HER WHAT A NICE DAY YOU HAD AT WORK
53. CALL HER WHILE YOU ARE AT WORK As her how things are going. Ask her if there is anything she got planned for the evening, and if not, surprise her with a special plan when you get home.
54. DON'T SAY ANTHING Sometimes silence is the best answer. When she's expressing her feelings about something, often times, this is a sign that she wants to be heard and not corrected. Just listen to what she has to say.
55. RE-ENACT A NON-TRADITIONAL WEDDING Have a second wedding, but only this time, you will stage a medieval wedding, and you will wear a knight's armour. Your wife will be the princess. Put up decorations of horses and water fountains. Be creative.
56. PLAY PARCHEESE
57. FIX YOUR TIE This is a small thing, but when you are going to special occasional events, how you look makes a difference in whether or not you'll embarrass her.
58. GET A TATOO One with her name won't hurt.
59. FIND AN ARTIST Have the artist draw a picture of your wife on the canvas. When he's done, take it to get it framed.
60. FIND OUT WHAT HER AMBITIONS ARE Make an effort to fulfill at least one of them.
61. COMPLIMENT HER HAIR After she returns home from the salon, compliment her hair.
62. CHALLENGE HER TO A RACE This is a lot of fun, and it will make the bond in your relationship stronger. Wives love it when their husband challenge them to something.
63. FLY OVER NIAGARA FALLS Take her on a plane ride, and fly over Niagara Falls.
64. TELL HER SOME JOKES Women love to laugh.
65. ADD HER AS A FRIEND ON MYSPACE Your wife is also your best friend, and if she is, add her on myspace, facebook, and soundclick.
66. GIVE HER YOUR SWEATER Dedicate your new sweater to her when it gets cold, it will have your initials on it.
67. WEAR THE SAME COLORS I've seen couples wearing the same colors out in public. This is a way to compliment your relationship with your wife.
68. CARESS HER FOR NO REASON Gently ease your arms around her just for the heck of it.
69. DO FAMILY PLANNING Women love it when a man shows that he is responsible.
70. TAKE A BATH WITH HER No sex, please, just caressing.
71. LOOK FOR WAYS TO IMPROVE YOUR SEX LIFE I recommend the book, 'Kama Sutra." It can be very helpful with technique.
72. SEND HER A VOICE MAIL This is only for husbands who are computer savvy.
73. DON'T BOTHER HER WHILE SHE'S IN THE RESTROOM
74. ACCEPT HER MISTAKES WITH A WARM HEART Treat her how you want her to treat you. Put yourself in her shoes. That is called empathy.
75. SAY THANK YOU
76. KEEP 2 CELLPHONES This is good if you're an outgoing person.
77. BE CONFIDENT The man is the head of the house. Somebody has to stay strong, and the wife can't do it all by herself. Be her help meet and not a burden.
78. ADMIT WHEN YOU'RE WRONG You're not always right. Admit to your wife when you're wrong. And get your act together.
79. DON'T LISTEN TO FRIENDS They don't know your wife like you do. Don't take for granted that the advice you get is pretty accurate. This can jeopardize a marriage.
80. NO MORE THAN 4 DRINKS If your wife drinks, don't allow more than 4 drinks. Alcohol can become a problem in a family relationship.
81. NO MORE THAN 4 DRINKS If you are a drinker, don't have more than 4 drinks. Your drinking can become a problem also.
82. COMPLIMENT HER COOKING
83. PLAY PARCHEESE .
84. TICKLE HER TOES Wives love that.
85. LAUGH WITH THE FAMILY Unless you're one of those grumpy husbands, a little laughter is good for the family.
86. KILL THE SPIDER You know how women are when it comes to spiders. If you see one kill it. Don't tell her to do it. Be brave, unless it's a brown recluse spider. Then both of you better run.
87. WRITE A BOOK Write a book and have it published. Then, dedicate the book to her.
88. PLAY PARCHEESE This is good for entire family.
89. TAKE OUT THE TRASH It's a good idea to take some of the load off the kids every now and then. You're not taking away their responsibilities, you're just being a loving dad. Wives like to see their husbands improving their relationship with the kids.
90. MOTIVATE HER When she is at work she does a great job, and you need to encourage her to keep up the good work.
91. PAINT A PICTURE This is something you and your wife can do together.
92. TAKE HER ON A VACATION Don't be calling the kids every 5 minutes to check up on them. This is private time with your wife.
93. GO DANCING
94. BE HER NURSE WHEN SHE IS SICK You were next to her when she was about to have your baby. It won't hurt to be her nurse when she needs some compassion.
95. DO WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE The tile floor is coming loose and your wife has been complaining about it. Fix it.
96. WRITE HER A STORY Make it sweet. She'll cherish it.
97. SHOW HER NEW HOBBIES Most women don't know how to play chess. This would be a great game for you to teach her.
98. OPEN A JOINT ACCOUNT
99. OPEN AN ACCOUNT FOR HER SPENDING Women like to spend money. Open her up an account just for that cause.
100. PLAY PARCHEESE
101. STAY COMMITTED